First Meeting at the restaurant… and you will all know him / her.
Someone who eats quickly.... will be a person who will be making love rapidos presto. Someone who listens to the television while eating… will be someone who will not listen to you in bed. Someone who eats even before you are sitting down .. will be someone to whom his own enjoyment pass before your own. Someone who blows up like a pig… will be someone who will never satisfy you in bed. Someone who wipe's the corner of his mouth with each bite… will be someone for whom oral love will be excluded from his life. Someone who does not pour your glass of wine… will be someone who won't pay any attention. Someone who frequently lays down its utensils to discuss .. will be someone who will give you all his attention. Someone who eats on the tip of the fork ... will be someone who do not enjoy making love. Someone who enjoys every bite... will be someone who enjoy every moment in bed. Someone who is difficult in the food choices... will be someone who has lots of restrictions in bed. Someone who is greedy ... will be someone who will also be greedy in bed. Someone who undermines ... rote ... farts at the table ..... this one ..... you smother him before you bring him in bed ....
So ladies and gentlemen .. your first meeting at the restaurant next time keep an eye open ..... :)
2008-07-17